1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,240 And as you get around the corner to the town square, you see the ground starting to heave 3 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,240 up. 4 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,480 Coming up from it are monstrous centipedes. 5 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,380 Things are about to get moist. 6 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:46,320 The second one that you hit kind of turns to you and looks with its beady eyes as 7 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:53,039 you strike into its face, and it explodes back and out towards some running people. 8 00:00:53,039 --> 00:00:54,760 They're covered in centipede goo. 9 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:55,760 Sorry about that! 10 00:00:55,919 --> 00:00:59,799 And head back out into the streets, you begin to feel a rumble. 11 00:00:59,799 --> 00:01:02,439 Well, I can't, that can't be good. 12 00:01:02,439 --> 00:01:06,560 As you see a giant centipede. 13 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,799 So we're talking like a dune level sandworm. 14 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:14,879 It screams and looks down towards you. 15 00:01:14,879 --> 00:01:17,439 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 16 00:01:17,439 --> 00:01:19,239 We're, uh... 17 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:22,799 D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast. 18 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:23,799 That's what we are. 19 00:01:24,119 --> 00:01:27,959 I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, and with me today is Amy More. 20 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:33,359 How on earth he even gets up in the morning and accomplishes anything without me is a 21 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:34,359 miracle. 22 00:01:34,359 --> 00:01:35,879 If I don't write it down, it doesn't happen. 23 00:01:35,879 --> 00:01:36,879 I'm very tired. 24 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:39,200 I don't understand why. 25 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,920 I play Thea Amastasia, a high elf druid. 26 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:48,239 And also with me, because we've talked a little bit and kind of lost the flow, 27 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:49,239 Tom Laird. 28 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:50,239 Hey, that's me. 29 00:01:50,239 --> 00:01:52,000 I play Flint Firebeard. 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 He is a champion fighter. 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,280 He's a dwarf as well. 32 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,879 Side note. 33 00:01:57,879 --> 00:02:00,879 Welcome to another Carla Free episode. 34 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:01,879 Amy's out of wine. 35 00:02:01,879 --> 00:02:02,879 We've got a problem. 36 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:03,879 Amy's out of wine. 37 00:02:03,879 --> 00:02:04,879 I just ran out of wine. 38 00:02:04,879 --> 00:02:05,879 We got a problem. 39 00:02:05,879 --> 00:02:08,520 Carla's not here and Amy is out of wine. 40 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,920 Only one of those is a real big problem. 41 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,159 I'll let you folks decide which one it is. 42 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:13,159 Totally up to you. 43 00:02:13,159 --> 00:02:14,159 You know what? 44 00:02:14,159 --> 00:02:18,039 Maybe we'll post a poll over on Patreon where we sometimes do that. 45 00:02:18,039 --> 00:02:21,039 Which is the bigger travesty. 46 00:02:21,079 --> 00:02:24,039 You know Carla in the episode today or Amy has nothing else to drink. 47 00:02:24,039 --> 00:02:27,359 Amy out of wine with like skulls and exes. 48 00:02:27,359 --> 00:02:29,560 It's up to you. 49 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,239 Only you can decide. 50 00:02:31,239 --> 00:02:33,039 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 51 00:02:33,039 --> 00:02:40,120 And when you're over there and you are a patron, you can get an episode dedicated 52 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,120 to you. 53 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,439 Like today's patron, Jacob Madden. 54 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:45,439 Jacob Madden. 55 00:02:45,439 --> 00:02:46,439 You have a bitchin' name. 56 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:47,439 Thanks, Jacob. 57 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:49,879 Thank you, Jacob. 58 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:50,399 You rock. 59 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:55,039 And now, fuck it, let's play D&D. 60 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:04,039 Jumping right back into the action. 61 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:05,039 Roll for initiative. 62 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:07,039 Screaming in our faces. 63 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:12,039 D is non-plus and screams back something like, 64 00:03:12,039 --> 00:03:15,039 I've taken shits bigger than you. 65 00:03:15,039 --> 00:03:18,039 Thirteen for a minute. 66 00:03:18,039 --> 00:03:20,039 Nineteen. 67 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:22,039 It's all the shit talk. 68 00:03:22,039 --> 00:03:23,039 Yeah. 69 00:03:23,039 --> 00:03:24,039 Yeah. 70 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:30,039 She's really, really wanted to kind of come back. 71 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:35,039 Okay, so to repaint the picture because, you know, pictures rather than just screaming 72 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:37,039 in your face, people might not remember. 73 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:42,039 There you found yourself in a town called Fairhaven and they had a problem with some 74 00:03:42,039 --> 00:03:46,039 centipedes to which you became exterminators and took some out. 75 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:54,039 But then, a monstrous, giant, huge, thirty foot high centipede came erupting from the 76 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:57,039 ground and is now screaming down upon you. 77 00:03:57,039 --> 00:03:59,039 And it is Thea's turn. 78 00:04:01,039 --> 00:04:07,039 I hate centipedes. 79 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,039 Did you forget what you were fighting? 80 00:04:09,039 --> 00:04:10,039 Yes. 81 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:11,039 No. 82 00:04:11,039 --> 00:04:14,039 And I cast Blight upon it. 83 00:04:14,039 --> 00:04:23,039 So, the creature is now awash in necromantic energy. 84 00:04:23,039 --> 00:04:26,039 Necromantic energy, that's what it says. 85 00:04:26,039 --> 00:04:30,039 And it must make a constitution saving throw. 86 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:35,039 Bet its constitution is real shitty because it's a fucking insect. 87 00:04:35,039 --> 00:04:36,039 Real shitty. 88 00:04:36,039 --> 00:04:38,039 Real shitty. 89 00:04:39,039 --> 00:04:41,039 It still has to do that. 90 00:04:42,039 --> 00:04:43,039 That's a twenty. 91 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,040 Yep, real shitty. 92 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,040 You're a bitch. 93 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,040 Wait, was that to Russ or the centipede? 94 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,040 Yes. 95 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,040 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, we got a poll. 96 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,040 Was it for Russ or was it for the centipede? 97 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,040 Is Russ a bitch? 98 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,040 Yes or yes. 99 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,040 There's only going to be one choice. 100 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,040 The two options, they're both the same. 101 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,040 Yes or hell yes. 102 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,040 Okay. 103 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,040 Fifty one. 104 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,040 So you'll take twenty five. 105 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,040 Yes. 106 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,040 Dommage. 107 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,040 Describe to me what your Blight looks like. 108 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:27,040 It comes out as like a, you know what Hexis looks like? 109 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,040 No. 110 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,040 In the infern gully. 111 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:38,040 All like sticky and bubbly and smoky but oil slicky at the same time. 112 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,040 And it makes like the weird like, 113 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:46,040 like was that just like a bubble that looked like a strange like ghost head? 114 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,040 It does that. 115 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:58,040 The centipede having it impact its exoskeleton and shrivel up some of its legs on its side quarter, 116 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:04,040 lets out a shriek as it's now Flint's turn. 117 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,040 Neat. 118 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,040 How far away from Flint is this bad boy? 119 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,040 Oh, it's big and it's like right there. 120 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,040 Oh, okay. 121 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:15,040 Yeah, it's coming at you. 122 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:24,040 Can I roll some sort of check to see if there's any like, if I can determine any maybe weak spots on this bad boy? 123 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,040 Mm hmm. 124 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,040 Maybe a nature. 125 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,040 I will roll a nature. 126 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,040 That is a twenty three. 127 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:41,040 You sense that its exoskeleton is very, very hard. 128 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:50,040 Even the joints of which it has between the individual plates seem very well fortified. 129 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:59,040 It has two beady eyes up high on its head and a gaping maw. 130 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,040 Okay, so it's got a couple soft parts but they're 30 feet up in the air. 131 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,040 Yeah. 132 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,040 Okay. 133 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,040 Or the butt. 134 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,040 Or the butt. 135 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,040 Centipede butt. 136 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:21,040 Okay, well since the butt's on the other side of me, I'm going to go for throwing my dwarven thrower up in its general head region. 137 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,040 Okay. 138 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:26,040 Then maybe determining how well I roll will be what it hits. 139 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,040 That works for me. 140 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,040 First attack is a 16. 141 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:44,040 You throw your dwarven thrower and it goes up and glances off one of the plates nearest its face and begins falling back towards the ground. 142 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,040 Okay. 143 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:54,040 It has arrived back into my hands and I will throw it again. 144 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,040 This one is a 19. 145 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,040 That will hit. 146 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,040 Okay. 147 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:06,040 So that is 11, magic bludgeoning damage. 148 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,040 It impacts in its jaw. 149 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:18,040 You see it hit and buckle one of the plates below it, cracking it and splintering it. 150 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:24,040 Okay, I'm going to throw another one at that same area. 151 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,040 That is a 29. 152 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,039 Oh, hang on. 153 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:37,039 That is in fact a critical because I now have criticals on 18s as well. 154 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:39,039 Oh, Jesus. 155 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,039 Alright. 156 00:08:40,039 --> 00:08:42,039 You are critically hit it. 157 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:46,039 Excellent. 158 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:49,039 So that is, ooh, the roll was not very great. 159 00:08:49,039 --> 00:08:53,039 8 plus 6 so 14 to magic bludgeoning damage. 160 00:08:53,039 --> 00:09:10,039 Your thrower goes up and with such force it cracks through and into the mouth of the centipede and centipede guts, goo, begin to fall down on top of you, make a dexterity saving throw. 161 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:12,039 Guts and goo. 162 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:13,039 Guts and goo. 163 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:14,039 Gross. 164 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:18,039 That is a 20 but it wasn't critical. 165 00:09:18,039 --> 00:09:25,039 You dodge out of the way but as your hammer returns it too is covered in guts and goo so you still get guts and goo on you. 166 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:26,039 No. 167 00:09:26,039 --> 00:09:27,039 Jokes on you. 168 00:09:27,039 --> 00:09:29,039 I got guts and goo. 169 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:30,039 Got them guys. 170 00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:33,039 Alright, podcast over. 171 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:35,039 Mission accomplished. 172 00:09:35,039 --> 00:09:47,039 It is the centipede's turn and it goes to rears up and goes to dive down on top of flint with a big old bite. 173 00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:51,039 That is going to be a 19. 174 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:53,039 Yeah, that'll hit. 175 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:55,039 Alrighty then. 176 00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:57,039 When did Ace Ventura show up? 177 00:09:57,039 --> 00:10:14,039 At the same time, it's tail stinger which you now see coming to view up and out of the ground swings towards Thea for a 24 to hit. 178 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:16,039 Miss. 179 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:17,039 Not true. 180 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:19,039 Doesn't get me. 181 00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:22,039 Flint, you're going to take 22 piercing damage. 182 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,039 Oh dang. 183 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:31,039 And if the target is a large or smaller creature it must succeed on a dexterity saving throw. 184 00:10:31,039 --> 00:10:35,039 So I'm going to take 19 and I need to do a deck save? 185 00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:38,039 Yes. 186 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:53,039 That is a 11 but I am going to reroll a saving throw that I failed because I'm pretty sure I failed that one. 187 00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:55,039 Maybe. 188 00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:57,039 100% I did. 189 00:10:57,039 --> 00:11:02,039 That is a 17. 190 00:11:02,039 --> 00:11:03,039 That also fails. 191 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:09,039 I'm going to reroll one more time. I can do it three times. 192 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,039 It's an 18. 193 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,039 So close. 194 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,039 So close. 195 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:18,039 You are now swallowed by the centipede. 196 00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:20,039 You are inside of the centipede. 197 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:22,039 Shit. 198 00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:27,039 And the tail attack, let's come back to that now, you're going to take 19 piercing damage. 199 00:11:27,039 --> 00:11:29,039 I forgot. 200 00:11:29,039 --> 00:11:30,039 Poison. 201 00:11:30,039 --> 00:11:33,039 You can take 19 piercing damage. 202 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:35,039 And it doesn't matter about the poison. 203 00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:38,039 Should have ate you and stung him. 204 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:43,039 I'm still resistant to poison so it wouldn't have been too bad. 205 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:47,039 It is your turn and you take damage at the start of the worm's turn. 206 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,039 So it's your turn, Flint. 207 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:50,039 What? 208 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:51,039 Nope, Thea. 209 00:11:51,039 --> 00:11:52,039 Thea's first. 210 00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:53,039 He should have four turns. 211 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:55,039 Flint's usually first. 212 00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:57,039 He did go first. 213 00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,039 No he didn't. 214 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:02,039 I go first. 215 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:05,039 Okay, I'm going to cast Flaming Sphere. 216 00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:08,039 You said that Flint doesn't get damaged. 217 00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:13,039 You see Flint get eaten as you get pierced by this tail stinger. 218 00:12:13,039 --> 00:12:19,039 So he is now inside, but you as a character don't know what you're doing. 219 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:22,039 I'm going to aim at the tail end of him. 220 00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:28,039 Because I assume Flint hasn't had the time to go all the way down there. 221 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,039 Slow the digestive track. 222 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:33,039 Yeah, so I'm going to aim lower half. 223 00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:36,039 Plus I just got by the tail so fuck him. 224 00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:45,039 So my five foot diameter sphere I throw at the lower half of this giant turd creature. 225 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:50,039 And let's make a dexterity saving throw. 226 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:51,039 15. 227 00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:52,039 Fine. 228 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:55,039 It doesn't save. 229 00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:57,039 Okay. 230 00:12:57,039 --> 00:13:00,039 Sorry, I saw your 17. 231 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:02,039 I thought you were going to say a higher number. 232 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:07,039 And then you said a lower number, but my response was already cocked. 233 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:10,039 I just went ahead with the confidence. 234 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:18,039 So since I am casting this at sixth level, it's actually going to be 5d6. 235 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:22,039 Fire damage. 236 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:28,039 10, 15, 16 fire damage. 237 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:29,039 It shrieks. 238 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,039 Yeah, it does. 239 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,039 I love the sound. 240 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:35,039 Some of the legs sizzle and shh like shh shrivel up. 241 00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:37,039 What's that slurping noise tonight? 242 00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:41,039 Like insects do when they're near fire. 243 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:42,039 I don't know. 244 00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:44,039 Burned a lot of insects in your childhood, Russ. 245 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,039 No. 246 00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:47,039 Are we uncovering something weird? 247 00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:50,039 Is this a true crime podcast all of a sudden? 248 00:13:50,039 --> 00:13:52,039 There were signs. 249 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:56,039 All right, Flint, you find yourself inside of a giant centipede. 250 00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:58,039 It's not feeling good. 251 00:13:58,039 --> 00:14:00,039 It's getting hotter by the minute. 252 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,039 You can do whatever you want, but you're, what did I say? 253 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:06,039 Restrained and blinded. 254 00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:09,039 Now what does being restrained mean? 255 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:11,039 That's a good question. 256 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:13,039 Can he swing an axe? 257 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:16,039 Not that restrained, are you? 258 00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:18,039 Your speed becomes zero. 259 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:20,039 Can't benefit from any bonus to speed. 260 00:14:20,039 --> 00:14:24,039 Attack rolls against the creature have advantage. 261 00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:27,039 That would be against you and the creature's attack rolls have disadvantage. 262 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:30,039 The creature has disadvantage on dexterity saving throws. 263 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:32,039 So you got disadvantage on attack rolls and saving throws. 264 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,039 Dex saving throws. 265 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,039 And you can't move. 266 00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:43,039 I guess I'll stab it with my moist tongue longsword. 267 00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:45,039 Sure. 268 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:49,039 Which I'm assuming is still all moisted and I don't need to moist it up again. 269 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:55,039 Wouldn't that be awful if you had to open your mouth to say something? 270 00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:57,039 I mean, I assume so. 271 00:14:57,039 --> 00:14:59,039 You didn't turn it off. 272 00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:01,039 And you said with disadvantage, correct? 273 00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:02,039 Yes. 274 00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:04,039 OK, so the first one was an 18. 275 00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:08,039 Second one is a 19, so 18 I guess. 276 00:15:08,039 --> 00:15:10,039 18 will hit. 277 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,039 OK. 278 00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:17,039 Now I'm going to add the damage correctly this time because I've taken away one of the d10s. 279 00:15:17,039 --> 00:15:20,039 So I can't roll it. 280 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:24,039 OK, that is 21 damage. 281 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:28,039 You strike out into the esophagus of the centipede. 282 00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:30,039 I assume they have esophagus. 283 00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:32,039 I mean, I would think so. 284 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:38,039 And it definitely slices into. 285 00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:40,039 OK. 286 00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:44,039 Yeah, I'll try and do that again. 287 00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:46,039 First one's a 25. 288 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:50,039 Second one's a 23. 289 00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:54,039 25, 23, yeah, sure. 290 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,039 Yeah, OK, sure. 291 00:15:56,039 --> 00:16:02,039 So that is 14 and 10, 24 damage that time. 292 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:11,039 You feel the blood begin to pour into and down around you from the wound that you're opening up. 293 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:16,039 You feel it begin to contract around where you are and attacking. 294 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:23,039 I would like to use my lightning breath because I haven't done that for a long time. 295 00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:27,039 Is that a roll or does it just happen? 296 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:31,039 It's a saving throw, but I don't think this worm can get out of your way. 297 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:34,039 I mean, it's literally coming from inside the house. 298 00:16:34,039 --> 00:16:38,039 The call's coming from inside the house in this situation. 299 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,039 Get out of the house. 300 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,039 OK. 301 00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:45,039 That is 16 lightning damage. 302 00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:49,039 And you begin to. 303 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,039 You tell me what it looks like inside of here. 304 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,040 Nobody can see, but what does it look like? 305 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:58,040 It's very, very bright inside of this for Flint. 306 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:03,040 Maybe on the outside like the you can see it like a little flash of light in there. 307 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,039 Wherever it has been pierced, it's just. 308 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:08,039 It's just a little break of light. 309 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:15,039 But yeah, it's very, very bright for Flint doing this lightning breath in this centipede. 310 00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:19,039 So much so that it even cauterizes some of the wound that you opened up. 311 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,039 That's blood trickling down on top of you. 312 00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:28,039 Because it took some damage above us above 30. 313 00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:34,039 It must make a Constitution saving throw to see if it can remain swallowed. 314 00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:35,039 You can remain. 315 00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:37,039 Oh, he doesn't barf you back up. 316 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:41,039 Yeah, that is 18, which does not succeed. 317 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:47,039 So you get you feel its throat constrict around you and push you forward 318 00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:50,039 and throw you out. 319 00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:53,039 And you are 30 feet in the air, my friend. 320 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,039 Awesome. 321 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:57,039 So we're going to get some fall damage here. 322 00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:58,039 That is fair. 323 00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:00,039 Less awesome. 324 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:03,039 I have to remember how fall damage works. 325 00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:05,039 I think he's going to take five. 326 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:07,039 I think it's per every 10 feet. 327 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:10,039 It's some sort of D, maybe eight, maybe 10. 328 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:18,039 Six bludgeoning for every 10 feet. 329 00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:19,039 It fell. 330 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:21,039 So say 3d6. 331 00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:23,039 That's six. 332 00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:25,039 Ten. 333 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:29,039 Thirteen bludgeoning damage as you fall and crash to the ground. 334 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:36,039 Do I submit or do I subtract three for my heavy armor mastery because of that? 335 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:38,039 If it counts for bludgeoning, then yeah. 336 00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:41,039 I mean, it says bludgeoning, piercing and slashing non-magic damage. 337 00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:43,039 So that's just straight bludgeoning. 338 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,039 Yeah. 339 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,039 OK, fair enough. 340 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:48,039 I will take fell on the ground. 341 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,039 You know how armor works. 342 00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:53,039 So you turned right to the side and only threw out half of your back. 343 00:18:53,039 --> 00:18:54,039 Right. 344 00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:56,039 Little action roll in there as I fall. 345 00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:58,039 Yeah. 346 00:18:58,039 --> 00:19:01,039 It is now the centipede's turn. 347 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,039 And it doesn't like that you did that. 348 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:05,039 And it's going to try and bite you. 349 00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:07,039 It's going to try and bite you again. 350 00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:12,039 And being that you are not prone, it gets advantage. 351 00:19:12,039 --> 00:19:18,039 So that is 27. 352 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:21,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 353 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:23,039 Cool. 354 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:28,039 So we're going to take 22 piercing damage and then another dexterity saving throw. 355 00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:29,039 Oh man. 356 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:33,039 It's going to barf you up and eat you again. 357 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,039 All right. 358 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,039 I've taken my 19 piercing damage. 359 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:40,039 God, always 19. 360 00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:43,039 That is a 14. 361 00:19:43,039 --> 00:19:45,039 I don't think that's going to do it. 362 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:46,039 No. 363 00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:47,039 Good. 364 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,039 Back in I go. 365 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,039 It throws you. 366 00:19:49,039 --> 00:19:57,039 And you can tell that it looks like real upset that you made it throw you up and 367 00:19:57,039 --> 00:20:02,039 now it comes down to eat you again and chomps once and then swallows you whole. 368 00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:04,039 It swings its tail stinger at you. 369 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:06,039 That's a natural 20. 370 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,039 Are you sure it's at me? 371 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,039 He's in its stomach. 372 00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:12,039 Well, I mean, he could have swung it at his own stomach. 373 00:20:12,039 --> 00:20:15,039 How smart is it really? 374 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:20,039 So that's going to be 38 piercing damage. 375 00:20:20,039 --> 00:20:23,039 Are you sure? 376 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:29,039 Christ, I'm taking more damage now than I did during the rise of Tiamat. 377 00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:34,039 Well, I mean, what is Tiamat if not just a fucking five headed centipede? 378 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:35,039 Right. 379 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:36,039 Right. 380 00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:37,039 Yeah. 381 00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:39,039 No, it's kind of funny that that's how that's working out. 382 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:41,039 It is your turn, Thea. 383 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:48,039 You see that while you feel the tail stinger pierce into you and it pulls back 384 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:55,039 and goes to land on a house and you see people through a window. 385 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:57,039 It's like up in the air and you see. 386 00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:58,039 Oh, God. 387 00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:02,039 I there's no way I'm going to get to it in time. 388 00:21:02,039 --> 00:21:05,039 I scream to them, get out. 389 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:11,039 And I I use a bonus action to slow. 390 00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:12,039 Oh, no. 391 00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:15,039 This centipede didn't move. 392 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:20,039 And since it didn't move, has to make a dexterity saving throw. 393 00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:21,039 Seven. 394 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:22,039 Seven. 395 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,039 Nope. 396 00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:29,039 So it's going to take five D six again. 397 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:34,039 So that's five, eleven, twelve fire damage. 398 00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:37,039 Then I'm going to I'm just trying to distract it at this point. 399 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:41,039 Maybe like get it to move its tail. 400 00:21:41,039 --> 00:21:42,039 I don't know. 401 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,039 I'm going to with a bonus action. 402 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:51,039 I'm going to slam the sphere like I'm going to drop back and slam it into it 403 00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:54,039 for another. 404 00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:56,039 You have to make the saving throw again. 405 00:21:56,039 --> 00:21:57,039 Nine. 406 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,039 Nope. Not good enough. 407 00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:00,039 Another five D six. 408 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:05,039 So that's ten, eighteen, twenty one damage fire damage. 409 00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:06,039 Amy. 410 00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:08,039 Here I go. Here I go. 411 00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:15,039 And now for my real Z's turn, I'm going to cast toll of the dead 412 00:22:15,039 --> 00:22:22,039 and I point to it and the sound of dollars bells. 413 00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:27,039 Fill the air around it and it must succeed on a wisdom saving throw. 414 00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:29,039 Have you casted this before? 415 00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:30,039 Is this new? 416 00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:31,039 No, I've casted before. 417 00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:32,039 Really when? 418 00:22:32,039 --> 00:22:33,039 Yeah. 419 00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:34,039 I can't remember, but I have. 420 00:22:34,039 --> 00:22:35,039 Okay. 421 00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:36,039 Episode sixty two. 422 00:22:36,039 --> 00:22:37,039 Yeah. 423 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:38,039 I was going to say, Holy shit. 424 00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:39,039 Wow. 425 00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:42,039 Like that is pulled from the ether. 426 00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:43,039 Sorry. 427 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:44,039 What am I doing? 428 00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:45,039 Wisdom saving throw. 429 00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:48,039 How smart is this thing? 430 00:22:48,039 --> 00:22:49,039 Seven. 431 00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:50,039 Yep. 432 00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:51,039 That's not going to work. 433 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:55,039 And so it's going to take three D twelve necrotic damage. 434 00:22:55,039 --> 00:23:03,039 A nine and a five is fourteen plus one is a fifteen. 435 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:04,039 Fifteen necrotic damage. 436 00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:08,039 I mean, it wouldn't be an Amy attack if there wasn't a one in there somewhere. 437 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:09,039 Right. 438 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:13,039 With the force of the fireball and then these bells ringing around, 439 00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:15,039 what I assume centipedes have ears. 440 00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:19,039 Or the vibration of the bell would probably freak it out. 441 00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:20,039 The whole nervous system. 442 00:23:20,039 --> 00:23:21,039 It begins to shake. 443 00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:27,039 Flint, you feel this vibration run through and begin to spasm all the muscles. 444 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:33,039 The tail swings wide of the house because it's blasted into you. 445 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:34,039 I do a whew. 446 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:40,039 The people inside hear your scream for getting the fuck out and they do so. 447 00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:42,039 They run out. 448 00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:47,039 And then it's, is that what you're doing? 449 00:23:47,039 --> 00:23:48,039 Yeah, it seemed like a lot for me. 450 00:23:48,039 --> 00:23:49,039 It was. 451 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:50,039 No, it was really good. 452 00:23:50,039 --> 00:23:51,039 It was really good. 453 00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:52,039 I just wasn't sure if there was anything else. 454 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,039 No, it didn't. 455 00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:00,039 Welcome to the middle. 456 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,039 We're here now. 457 00:24:02,039 --> 00:24:03,039 And so are you. 458 00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:06,039 This is the place where we tell you how awesome you are. 459 00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:07,039 You're awesome. 460 00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:08,039 You're so awesome. 461 00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:09,039 You're really awesome. 462 00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:10,039 Let's begin. 463 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:11,039 You look great today. 464 00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:12,039 The new thing you're doing. 465 00:24:12,039 --> 00:24:13,039 The hair is amazing. 466 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:14,039 It really works. 467 00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:16,039 And I love it. 468 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:19,039 And more importantly than that, you're a good person. 469 00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:20,039 That's the most important part. 470 00:24:20,039 --> 00:24:22,039 Beautiful on the inside and the outside. 471 00:24:22,039 --> 00:24:23,039 100%. 472 00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:26,039 Well, middle over. 473 00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:27,039 Well, hold on. 474 00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:29,039 We just told them how much we love them and how great they are. 475 00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:30,039 Oh, right. 476 00:24:30,039 --> 00:24:34,039 Could we maybe share some of the great things that they've said about us? 477 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:38,039 Yes, because so many people have said so many nice things about us. 478 00:24:38,039 --> 00:24:44,039 And part of being a podcast, if you've heard any podcasts, is asking for ratings and reviews, 479 00:24:44,039 --> 00:24:50,039 which we do not do very often, mostly because it's annoying if you ask too often. 480 00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:51,039 Yes, too often. 481 00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:52,039 Please. 482 00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:53,039 How desperate are we? 483 00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:54,039 Real desperate. 484 00:24:54,039 --> 00:24:55,039 I mean, pretty desperate. 485 00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:56,039 Pretend to be not desperate. 486 00:24:56,039 --> 00:25:01,039 So that's what we're doing today is we're being desperate by asking you to give us 487 00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:02,039 ratings and reviews. 488 00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:06,039 I don't know if this is going well anymore, but we're doing it. 489 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:09,039 And we're going to read you some reviews and that people have given us. 490 00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:10,039 Yeah, I got one. 491 00:25:10,039 --> 00:25:14,039 I got one from Christopher Grawock. 492 00:25:14,039 --> 00:25:15,039 Did I say that right? 493 00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:17,039 Grawock. 494 00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:18,039 Grawrock. 495 00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:19,039 Grawrock. 496 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:22,039 This is from Facebook. 497 00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:25,039 And Christopher says, first off, five stars. 498 00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,039 Now on to the review. 499 00:25:26,039 --> 00:25:31,039 So I came upon this lovely podcast, much like how Thea came upon that poison chest. 500 00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:35,039 So completely by accident. 501 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:38,039 And you somehow hurt all your friends when you found us. 502 00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:39,039 Terrifying. 503 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:42,039 The first few episodes hurt because of the audio. 504 00:25:42,039 --> 00:25:45,039 But I was so caught up with the story that it didn't matter. 505 00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:49,039 I grew attached to Thea Flynn and Eulara, also Grancis and Flamekins. 506 00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,039 Oh, boy. 507 00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:53,039 You guys do phenomenal work. 508 00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:54,039 I listen to you guys at work. 509 00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:57,039 And a lot of times I have to bite my tongue to be quiet for the sake of me 510 00:25:57,039 --> 00:26:00,039 not looking like a loony talking to you at work. 511 00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:01,039 You guys are awesome. 512 00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:06,039 I'm saddened to see this adventure come to an end, but very excited for the next. 513 00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:07,039 You guys are awesome. 514 00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:08,039 Ya doinks. 515 00:26:08,039 --> 00:26:10,039 Pretty sure this was left at the end of season one. 516 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:11,039 Hence this adventure. 517 00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:14,039 But the adventure continues on. 518 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:17,039 Christopher, if you're listening and you have listened to the new adventure, 519 00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:19,039 let us know what you think. 520 00:26:19,039 --> 00:26:20,039 Absolutely. 521 00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:22,039 Live up to your expectations. 522 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,039 I was going to say something. 523 00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:26,039 Was it important? 524 00:26:26,039 --> 00:26:27,039 Obviously not. 525 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:29,039 It's gone now. 526 00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:33,039 This is from I Hate Hipsters on Apple Podcasts. 527 00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:34,039 Great actual play podcast. 528 00:26:34,039 --> 00:26:36,039 All the best parts of sitting around playing with your friends 529 00:26:36,039 --> 00:26:38,039 without all the bathroom breaks. 530 00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:39,039 Because Russ edits those out. 531 00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:40,039 Side note. 532 00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:42,039 Russ, Amy, Carla, and Tom have great chemistry 533 00:26:42,039 --> 00:26:44,039 and the fun they are having is obviously genuine. 534 00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:46,039 The show has inspired me to find a group 535 00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:49,039 and start playing again after a 20 plus year break. 536 00:26:49,039 --> 00:26:50,039 Seriously. 537 00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:51,039 Give it a listen. 538 00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:52,039 Do it. 539 00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:53,039 Seriously. 540 00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:54,039 Come on, guys. 541 00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:57,039 After a 20 plus year break? 542 00:26:57,039 --> 00:26:58,039 That's fantastic. 543 00:26:58,039 --> 00:27:01,039 That's like getting someone to eat cheese again. 544 00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:04,039 That is what that's exactly like. 545 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,039 Everybody just gave Amy a look. 546 00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:08,039 It was a look. 547 00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:10,039 Because in my head it made sense. 548 00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:12,039 Cheese is fantastic. 549 00:27:12,039 --> 00:27:15,039 And if you took a 20 year break and then had cheese. 550 00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:17,039 Shut up, Tom. 551 00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:19,039 Please follow me here. 552 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:22,039 So you like cheese. 553 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,039 But then you took a huge hiatus because you read a book about 554 00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:27,039 how cheese is bad for you or something. 555 00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:28,039 But it was completely bogus. 556 00:27:28,039 --> 00:27:32,039 And then 20 years later you had brie or something like that. 557 00:27:32,039 --> 00:27:34,039 This is requiring way too many logical leaps. 558 00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:35,039 I know. 559 00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:36,039 There's so many. 560 00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:37,039 It would just be fantastic. 561 00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,039 Why did you take the break in the first place? 562 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:41,039 Because I don't know. 563 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:42,039 It's too complicated. 564 00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:43,039 Let's just say like, yeah, Amy. 565 00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:44,039 Yeah, Amy. 566 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,039 Yeah, totally. 567 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,039 It's like eating cheese thing that you were talking about. 568 00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:48,039 Tom, you got another review for us? 569 00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:49,039 Thank you. 570 00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:50,039 Yep. 571 00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:51,039 Yeah, I have another one from Apple Podcast. 572 00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:54,039 This one's from LLTMSFanboy417. 573 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:56,039 It's called Lovely Five Stars. 574 00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:58,039 I'm finally caught up. 575 00:27:58,039 --> 00:28:00,039 So now I'm impatient to hear what's next. 576 00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:03,039 80 episodes in a month is just not enough of these lovelies. 577 00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:07,039 I get my fill with D&D, dick jokes, and darlings in one pod. 578 00:28:07,039 --> 00:28:08,039 Thank you. 579 00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:09,039 Well, thank you. 580 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:10,039 That's a great review. 581 00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:12,039 That is too many episodes in one month, but I love you. 582 00:28:12,039 --> 00:28:17,039 I remember listening or reading that review when it first popped up. 583 00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:21,039 And I was like, D&D, dick jokes and darlings. 584 00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:24,039 New podcast name. 585 00:28:24,039 --> 00:28:27,039 We're not rebranding and we're not starting another podcast. 586 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,039 Hard rebrand. 587 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,039 Let's do it. 588 00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:32,039 So with that, thank you for all those lovely reviews. 589 00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:37,039 We will try to read some more soon, sooner than later, because we just want to thank 590 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:38,039 you very much for them. 591 00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:43,039 If you have not left us a review, we would encourage you and appreciate it. 592 00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:48,039 If you could leave us a rating and review, Apple Podcast is the big one. 593 00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:52,039 But you can also leave them on Stitcher or on Facebook or anywhere and we will 594 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:53,039 find them. 595 00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:54,039 And that's what matters. 596 00:28:54,039 --> 00:28:57,039 Not necessarily if that helps anything. 597 00:28:57,039 --> 00:29:00,039 Like any rating and review helps is really what it is. 598 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:02,039 Just gets us out in front of some more people. 599 00:29:02,039 --> 00:29:06,039 So links are down in the description as to all the places that you can review. 600 00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:07,039 And we would like you to do that. 601 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:08,039 So thank you very much. 602 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,039 OK, bye. 603 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,039 Thanks so much. 604 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:11,039 Bye. 605 00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:26,039 Welcome to Facing Fate, an anthological audio fiction actual play podcast. 606 00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:30,039 What does that mean outside of being amazing alliteration? 607 00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:36,039 Well, it means when you subscribe to Facing Fate, you will find two 10 episode 608 00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:41,039 seasons every year starting January 2020 in the Facing Fate feed. 609 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:45,039 Each season will take you through a different setting, different genre and 610 00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:48,039 different characters going through thrilling, exhilarating and maybe 611 00:29:48,039 --> 00:29:50,039 hilarious collaborative stories. 612 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:53,039 I'm your game master Russ More. 613 00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:57,039 And along with my friends, Amy More, Carla Maxted and Tom Laird, we 614 00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,039 will bring you along on a shared journey together. 615 00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:05,039 Season one of Facing Fate titled Lunacorp begins January 2020. 616 00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:10,039 Lunacorp is a sci-fi thriller placing you among the crew of a near future 617 00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:14,039 moon base mining for an alternate energy source. 618 00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:18,039 But the decisions and hasty thinking of mankind in this time place the 619 00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:21,039 crew and the world in danger. 620 00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:25,039 Subscribe to Facing Fate in your favorite podcast app to hear sneak 621 00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:30,039 peeks, world archives and more leading up to January 2020. 622 00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:34,039 Or visit FacingFate.com to find our social feeds and more about us. 623 00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:38,039 Patrons of Dumb Dragons Productions have early access to weekly 624 00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:41,039 releases of season one now. 625 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:47,039 Join the crew of Lunacorp main base at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon cast. 626 00:30:55,039 --> 00:31:07,039 Facing Fate, a Dumb Dragons production. 627 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:09,039 And then it's back to Flint. 628 00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:11,039 You are now inside again. 629 00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:12,039 OK. 630 00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,039 Still inside. 631 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,039 You are still again inside. 632 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,039 Still inside. 633 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,039 All right. 634 00:31:16,039 --> 00:31:19,039 I guess I will go back to attempting to attack this thing. 635 00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:21,039 All right. 636 00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:23,039 First roll is a 27. 637 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:25,039 Second one is a 24. 638 00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:28,039 Yep. 639 00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,039 OK. 640 00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:32,039 So that is five plus eight plus ten. 641 00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:34,039 So 18 damage that time. 642 00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:38,039 Brighten it down this time. 643 00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:39,039 All right. 644 00:31:39,039 --> 00:31:40,039 Second attack. 645 00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:41,039 First one is an 18. 646 00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:44,039 Second one is a 24. 647 00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:46,039 What's the lowest that you can roll? 648 00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:50,039 An 11 would be a crit fail. 649 00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:52,039 OK. 650 00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:54,039 I mean, the first one was an eight. 651 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:55,039 It wasn't anything crazy. 652 00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:59,039 I'm just trying to figure out if you can actually miss this thing. 653 00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:00,039 But yeah, you can. 654 00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:03,039 OK. 655 00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:07,039 I mean, Flint's a beefy boy. 656 00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:13,039 So that is 28 damage on that one. 657 00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:14,039 OK. 658 00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:19,039 You begin to feel that the good old feels of just that warm. 659 00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:20,039 Regurgitation. 660 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,039 Yeah. 661 00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:26,039 That being said, if I feel this starting to happen, I'm going to roll my next attack. 662 00:32:26,039 --> 00:32:29,039 First one was a 27. 663 00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:33,039 Second one is a 15. 664 00:32:33,039 --> 00:32:34,039 15 does not hit. 665 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,039 Oh, does not hit. 666 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:36,039 All right. 667 00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:37,039 Does not hit. 668 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,039 That's surprising for inside. 669 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:42,039 I had some fun planned if I was going to be regurgitated up. 670 00:32:42,039 --> 00:32:44,039 Boiled again by the numbers. 671 00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:45,039 It's math game. 672 00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:46,039 Fucking math. 673 00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,039 OK. 674 00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:53,039 It must make a constitution saving throw, which it succeeds. 675 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:54,039 23. 676 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:56,039 So you stay in there. 677 00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:58,039 And do I take damage? 678 00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:00,039 On its turn, which is right now. 679 00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:01,039 So yes. 680 00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:02,039 Yes. 681 00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:03,039 Yes. 682 00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:09,039 You are going to take as you feel the blood in these stomach acids pouring over you. 683 00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:16,039 You are going to take 21 acid damage. 684 00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:17,039 You're tripping balls right now. 685 00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:20,039 Well, I don't have a resist for that. 686 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,039 You do not. 687 00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:22,039 All right. 688 00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:24,039 Don't have that stomach acid resist. 689 00:33:24,039 --> 00:33:27,039 Seems like 21 has been this things like M.O. 690 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:28,039 I thought 19 has been. 691 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:29,039 I've taken a couple of 19s. 692 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:30,039 Oh, I have had 19s. 693 00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:31,039 That's right. 694 00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:32,039 OK. 695 00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:33,039 Twenty one. 696 00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:34,039 Twenty two. 697 00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:36,039 All right. 698 00:33:36,039 --> 00:33:45,039 And so you begin to feel yourself move further down into the worm. 699 00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:48,039 You think breathing would be a problem here. 700 00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:49,039 Let's say. 701 00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:50,039 But it happened so fast. 702 00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:51,039 We don't pay anything for us. 703 00:33:51,039 --> 00:33:52,039 And there are air bubbles. 704 00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:53,039 We don't pay anything. 705 00:33:53,039 --> 00:33:54,039 Fair enough. 706 00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:55,039 We don't pay anything. 707 00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:56,039 That's right. 708 00:33:56,039 --> 00:33:58,039 You're really just a pretty face here. 709 00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:02,039 You're not in like the large, you know, small intestine yet. 710 00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,039 Large, small intestine. 711 00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:08,039 I mean, really, if you want to get all nitty gritty with it, think about the magic school bus. 712 00:34:08,039 --> 00:34:11,039 I often do. 713 00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:13,039 How did they survive in the stomach? 714 00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:14,039 They had magic. 715 00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:16,039 Flint doesn't have magic. 716 00:34:16,039 --> 00:34:17,039 No. 717 00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,039 Anyways. 718 00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:19,039 This is a giant centipede for Christ's sake. 719 00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:22,039 Centipede swings its tail towards the. 720 00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:23,039 And I jump? 721 00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:26,039 No, I don't think you're going to jump on this one. 722 00:34:26,039 --> 00:34:29,039 That's 18 plus 9 is 27. 723 00:34:29,039 --> 00:34:30,039 Yeah, but just barely. 724 00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:31,039 Yeah. 725 00:34:31,039 --> 00:34:32,039 So you're going to take. 726 00:34:32,039 --> 00:34:33,039 Nineteen? 727 00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:35,039 Nineteen piercing damage. 728 00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:41,039 And then it's going to turn and move, like just jump up into the air trying to bite you. 729 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,039 What? 730 00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,039 How many turns does it have? 731 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,039 It's two. 732 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:45,039 Probably just the two. 733 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:48,039 But it always was biting me and then tailing you, so. 734 00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:49,039 Right. 735 00:34:49,039 --> 00:34:51,039 Eighteen to hit. 736 00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:53,039 Well, mm-hmm. 737 00:34:56,039 --> 00:34:57,039 It's 22 piercing damage. 738 00:34:57,039 --> 00:34:58,039 Holy fuck. 739 00:34:58,039 --> 00:35:00,039 How you doing there, Amy? 740 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:01,039 Oh, I've got 11 hit points left. 741 00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:02,039 I'm just peachy. 742 00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:05,039 Maybe it's time to like wild shape into something. 743 00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:07,039 Maybe a dexterity saving throw first. 744 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,039 Oh, right. 745 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,039 Do that. 746 00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:10,039 Yeah. 747 00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:11,039 Because he's chompa chompa chompa. 748 00:35:11,039 --> 00:35:14,039 Yeah, because he doesn't necessarily swallow you up. 749 00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:16,039 Oh, right. 750 00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:18,039 I forgot about the swallow. 751 00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:21,039 So dexterity saving throw you say. 752 00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:24,039 How about a 15? 753 00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:27,039 Wait, wait. 754 00:35:27,039 --> 00:35:30,039 I'm going to use a lucky point. 755 00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:34,039 And I'm going to roll it again. 756 00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:35,039 Nat 20. 757 00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:37,039 Oh. 758 00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:39,039 Then that succeeds. 759 00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:40,039 I can put my book there. 760 00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:41,039 Put that book away, Russ. 761 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,039 Hey, little book worm. 762 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,039 Get out of here. 763 00:35:43,039 --> 00:35:49,039 And it is your turn as the worm begins to burrow back into the ground. 764 00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:50,039 Oh, fuck no. 765 00:35:50,039 --> 00:35:52,039 You're going to get taped away. 766 00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:54,039 So it burrows 30 feet into the ground. 767 00:35:54,039 --> 00:35:55,039 I said it was 30 feet. 768 00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:59,039 So you see its tails kind of sticking out of the ground as it's going. 769 00:35:59,039 --> 00:36:01,039 I run over. 770 00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:09,039 And since its tails still sticking out of the ground, it's still in my fireball zone because it didn't go anywhere. 771 00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:10,039 It did go. 772 00:36:10,039 --> 00:36:12,039 It went up and down and in. 773 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:15,039 Fireball was not on top of you. 774 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:21,039 If it didn't move more than five feet away from the fireball that was centered on it before. 775 00:36:21,039 --> 00:36:22,039 Yes. 776 00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:23,039 Really? 777 00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:25,039 It's now all underground. 778 00:36:25,039 --> 00:36:27,039 You said the tail was sticking out. 779 00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:32,039 It's as much because it's a 30 foot thing and it went 30 feet into the ground. 780 00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:35,039 I love how he's not giving an inch. 781 00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:36,039 I'm at 11 hit points, folks. 782 00:36:36,039 --> 00:36:37,039 Hit me with your fire. 783 00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:38,039 No, it's fine. 784 00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:45,039 I will move the fireball, though, because since it's so big, that's a hole I can shove a fireball up its ass. 785 00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:46,039 So I'm going to do that. 786 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:48,039 So make a make yourself. 787 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,039 What is it? 788 00:36:49,039 --> 00:36:51,039 A constitution saving throw? 789 00:36:51,039 --> 00:36:53,039 I mean, probably a dexterity saving throw. 790 00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:55,039 It's a dex. 791 00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:56,039 For Keyster. 792 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,039 For Keyster. 793 00:36:58,039 --> 00:36:59,039 Wow. 794 00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:02,039 That's a zero. 795 00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:06,039 Oh, no, that's a minus one. 796 00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:08,039 Okay. 797 00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:10,039 I don't know how I feel about that. 798 00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:11,039 Well, I feel pretty good. 799 00:37:11,039 --> 00:37:13,039 So the flaming fear. 800 00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:16,039 Flaming fear. 801 00:37:16,039 --> 00:37:17,039 Folks. 802 00:37:17,039 --> 00:37:18,039 That's great. 803 00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:19,039 5d6. 804 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:22,039 Oh, shit. 805 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:28,039 10 16 23 fire damage. 806 00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:31,039 That's a bonus action, by the way. 807 00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:41,039 And then, well, frankly, I'm going to heal. 808 00:37:41,039 --> 00:37:44,039 Yeah. 809 00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:51,039 I'm going to choose myself in a surge of positive energy washes through me, causing me to regain 70 hit points. 810 00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:53,039 Oh, dang. 811 00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:55,039 Flint's turn. 812 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,039 All right. 813 00:37:56,039 --> 00:38:01,039 I guess I'm going to go back to attempting to cut this thing from the inside. 814 00:38:01,039 --> 00:38:03,039 Do it. 815 00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:06,039 First one is 25. 816 00:38:06,039 --> 00:38:08,039 Second one is an 18. 817 00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:10,039 That will hit. 818 00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:18,039 You from inside also like begin to hear and feel like rock and stone coming down towards you. 819 00:38:18,039 --> 00:38:21,039 Okay. 820 00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:28,039 That is 8 and 2 is 10 and another 10 is 20 damage that time. 821 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,039 All right. 822 00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:34,039 22 and a 24. 823 00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:37,039 Yes, sir. 824 00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:38,039 All right. 825 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:42,039 11 13 and 10 is 23 damage. 826 00:38:42,039 --> 00:38:49,039 So tell me how you escape from this this dead giant centipede. 827 00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:58,039 I guess Flint like Superman poses with his sword up in the air and tries to go through the back. 828 00:38:58,039 --> 00:39:00,039 Yeah. 829 00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:05,039 You hear the stones coming out from the entrance and you make a quick exit. 830 00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:08,039 Yeah, I like it. 831 00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:18,039 Thea, you see Flint fly up with his sword through the buttocks. 832 00:39:18,039 --> 00:39:19,039 Hey. 833 00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:20,039 Classy. 834 00:39:20,039 --> 00:39:24,039 I mean, you know, it's tricky down there. 835 00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:36,039 Thea pats her pockets and comes out with like what seems like a very insufficient hankie for the amount of goo that is covering Flint right now. 836 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:37,039 You. 837 00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:39,039 You didn't want this back, did you? 838 00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:40,039 Because. 839 00:39:40,039 --> 00:39:41,039 Nah, nah, man. 840 00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:42,039 All right. 841 00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:43,039 Yeah, it's yours. 842 00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:44,039 It's good. 843 00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:45,039 It's good. 844 00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:46,039 Flint just starts wiping off his face. 845 00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:50,039 What's what was it like inside that giant gross monster? 846 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:55,039 Well, yeah, you just you just really hit the nail on the head there with that last word you used. 847 00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:57,039 It was very gross. 848 00:39:57,039 --> 00:39:59,039 Oh, monster was the last word I used. 849 00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:02,039 But oh, well, I mean, the last adjective you used. 850 00:40:02,039 --> 00:40:03,039 Oh, fair enough. 851 00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:04,039 Yeah. 852 00:40:04,039 --> 00:40:05,039 Wow. 853 00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:09,039 All that reading you've been doing on this trip back is really. 854 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:11,039 Well, I mean, there's not much else to do, right? 855 00:40:11,039 --> 00:40:12,039 Like, good God. 856 00:40:12,039 --> 00:40:14,039 I just want to say I'm really proud of you. 857 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:15,039 Well, thank you. 858 00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:17,039 I appreciate that. 859 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:23,039 Kind of look around and survey the destruction of the town and like, well. 860 00:40:23,039 --> 00:40:27,039 So what what now? 861 00:40:27,039 --> 00:40:32,039 Um, I look back toward the cart. 862 00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:34,039 Is that dude still passed out in there? 863 00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:38,039 Donnie's just kind of like gently caressing his face. 864 00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:44,039 By the way, Flint got like one little section of his face cleared off before that handkerchief became unusable. 865 00:40:44,039 --> 00:40:46,039 That you would have done the beard first. 866 00:40:46,039 --> 00:40:47,039 Yeah, you think so. 867 00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:50,039 But I wanted to get around the eyes or the mouth. 868 00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:51,039 Well, that too. 869 00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:59,039 But, um, well, we should probably return or return this guy before Donnie makes him a pet. 870 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:02,039 But maybe we can keep them. 871 00:41:02,039 --> 00:41:04,039 You can't keep a human. 872 00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:06,039 You keep animals. 873 00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:14,039 That's for some reason different, which seems less like I have a like to stand on because you can talk. 874 00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:17,039 I mean, I'm pretty sure my intelligence is higher than this guy's. 875 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:20,039 But, you know, whatever. 876 00:41:20,039 --> 00:41:21,039 You know what? 877 00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:23,039 I think he's been through enough today. 878 00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:27,039 How about we find you a real nice, like, real nice gnome? 879 00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:28,039 Uh huh. 880 00:41:28,039 --> 00:41:30,039 Something on the travel. 881 00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:33,039 Good way. 882 00:41:33,039 --> 00:41:36,039 Well, you can carry him around. 883 00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:37,039 Uh huh. 884 00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:39,039 Like Newlar carried you. 885 00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:40,039 Oh. 886 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,039 Yeah, remember when you were all tiny? 887 00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:43,039 Yeah. 888 00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:44,039 Okay. 889 00:41:44,039 --> 00:41:45,039 Cool. 890 00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:46,039 Yeah, when I was tiny. 891 00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:48,039 So never mind. 892 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,039 It's all good. 893 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:50,039 No, say it. 894 00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:54,039 Well, it's just if I can't have a human, how come I can have a gnome? 895 00:41:54,039 --> 00:41:56,039 You can't have this human. 896 00:41:56,039 --> 00:42:02,039 So smaller means more significant or insignificant? 897 00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:05,039 No, but it's just easier for you to carry around. 898 00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:12,039 I kind of like turned away from Donnie and just kind of mumbled into Flint's ear like I wasn't ready to parent him. 899 00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:16,039 He's always asking questions I can't answer. 900 00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:17,039 It's those teenagers. 901 00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:18,039 You know what? 902 00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:22,039 I'm just trying to understand the hierarchy of you bipedal creatures. 903 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,039 It's completely arbitrary. 904 00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:24,039 Oh, there isn't one. 905 00:42:24,039 --> 00:42:25,039 Totally arbitrary. 906 00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:26,039 Arbitrary. 907 00:42:26,039 --> 00:42:27,039 Cool. 908 00:42:27,039 --> 00:42:28,039 Yeah. 909 00:42:28,039 --> 00:42:29,039 You know what? 910 00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:31,039 We will consider you more of an equal next time you chip in in a fight. 911 00:42:31,039 --> 00:42:33,039 I was babysitting the pet. 912 00:42:33,039 --> 00:42:38,039 I mean, the person who got taken out and tried not to. 913 00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:42,039 Well, what about during the first encounter with the other centipedes though? 914 00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:44,039 You guys seemed like you had it under control. 915 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:53,039 I mean, you were just like whirlwind in your stuff, throwing things and like jumping. 916 00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:57,039 And I was like, this is really cool. 917 00:42:57,039 --> 00:42:58,039 Yeah. 918 00:42:58,039 --> 00:42:59,039 I mean, you're not wrong. 919 00:42:59,039 --> 00:43:00,039 It was pretty cool. 920 00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:01,039 It was pretty cool. 921 00:43:01,039 --> 00:43:02,039 But I mean, come on. 922 00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:04,039 Like at some point we're going to have to have a talk about your attitude, mister. 923 00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:06,039 And how awesome it is. 924 00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:08,039 You got it. 925 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:17,039 Um, like slowly pull the dude off of the cart and maybe prop him up, sitting up like against a tree. 926 00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:18,039 Check his vitals. 927 00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:19,039 Make sure he's breathing. 928 00:43:19,039 --> 00:43:20,039 Yeah, he's breathing. 929 00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:24,039 Okay. 930 00:43:24,039 --> 00:43:26,039 I write him a note. 931 00:43:26,039 --> 00:43:30,039 Sorry, you got slimed. 932 00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:34,039 Welcome back to Fairhaven. 933 00:43:34,039 --> 00:43:38,039 Now centipede free. 934 00:43:38,039 --> 00:43:41,039 Might want to call an exterminator. 935 00:43:41,039 --> 00:43:46,039 And I just like pin it to his lapel. 936 00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:47,039 Still passed out. 937 00:43:47,039 --> 00:43:48,039 Oh, well, yeah. 938 00:43:48,039 --> 00:43:49,039 No, he'll get that later. 939 00:43:49,039 --> 00:43:50,039 He'll read it later. 940 00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:51,039 Definitely. 941 00:43:51,039 --> 00:43:52,039 Yeah. 942 00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:53,039 You climb back in. 943 00:43:53,039 --> 00:43:57,039 You maybe have a towel in the back or Flint changes or whatever. 944 00:43:57,039 --> 00:44:00,039 You know, leave that up to you and head back out on the road. 945 00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:03,039 He goes back on his naked way. 946 00:44:03,039 --> 00:44:06,039 He's like, listen, now it's for necessity. 947 00:44:06,039 --> 00:44:07,039 Yeah. 948 00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:09,039 I'm like, don't you have a change of clothes? 949 00:44:09,039 --> 00:44:11,039 No, no, not this time. 950 00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:13,039 No, I could have sworn in your pad. 951 00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:14,039 No, no, I'm pretty sure I don't. 952 00:44:14,039 --> 00:44:15,039 Okay. 953 00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:17,039 All right. 954 00:44:17,039 --> 00:44:19,039 I think we'll kind of just fade off on that. 955 00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:21,039 We're riding off into a sunset. 956 00:44:21,039 --> 00:44:24,039 The ass sitting with the reins. 957 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:27,039 Flint just butt ass naked beside him. 958 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,039 You're gonna get splinters in your ass. 959 00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:34,039 And then like it goes out with like the do, do, do, do, do. 960 00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:58,039 The songs Nowhere Land, In Fatos, and The Machine Thinks are by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io. 961 00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:06,039 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Ryan Cushman, Joshua Dixon, Devin Michaels, Cat Waterflame, and Jacob Madden. 962 00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:11,039 To find out more, visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 963 00:45:11,039 --> 00:45:13,039 So Tom's got like seven more attacks. 964 00:45:13,039 --> 00:45:15,039 I'm just going to go run and grab a drink. 965 00:45:15,039 --> 00:45:17,039 Okay. 966 00:45:17,039 --> 00:45:19,039 Don't kill it without me just kidding. 967 00:45:19,039 --> 00:45:20,039 You can kill it. 968 00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:22,039 And you probably will. 969 00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:24,039 Oh, you've switched to beer or is that cider? 970 00:45:24,039 --> 00:45:25,039 No, I've switched to beer. 971 00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:26,039 Excellent. 972 00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,039 I don't have any more wine left. 973 00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:28,039 Wine before beer. 974 00:45:28,039 --> 00:45:29,039 You're in the clear. 975 00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:30,039 That's what they say. 976 00:45:30,039 --> 00:45:31,039 Right. 977 00:45:31,039 --> 00:45:32,039 Is that what it is? 978 00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:33,039 And beer before wine. 979 00:45:33,039 --> 00:45:34,039 You'll feel fine. 980 00:45:34,039 --> 00:45:35,039 I don't see that. 981 00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:36,039 There's no problem here. 982 00:45:36,039 --> 00:45:37,039 Anyway. 983 00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:38,039 You know, some druids, they wild shape. 984 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:47,039 Not this one. 985 00:45:47,039 --> 00:45:49,039 Healing. 986 00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:52,039 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.